Is there a secret

That you would like to share?

Perhaps something important

Perhaps not

In this modern era

Secrets abound

And have to be found

They use a narrative

The one and only truth

But we know better

They hijacked science

And also the weather

Told us to stay home

Scared us half to death

Covered our faces

With silly rags

I got banned for joking

They’d be saying plastic bags

Are even more effective next

No humor, no joy

Psst – wanna know a secret?

They ignore their own advice

They are not afraid

Of their own lies and tall stories

They gather at meetings

Maskless and full of mirth

The jokes on us

The hypocrites

They run the show

Wanna know a secret?

They think we do not know